Roulette Jokes

Don’t pray out loud when you are betting your last fifty dollars! You could offend someone and they might sue you.?! (this goes after the many laws that are being passed now because so many people are suing each other!)

Never tell anyone that you are using your wife’s age on the roulette wheel! (she will definitely be mad!)

Never tell your wife that you are playing your lovers birth date on the roulette wheel! (or you will never see your winnings again!)

If you have skipped work to play at the casinos for the day, be sure when you hit the jackpot that you put your wife in front of the camera or your boss is going to find out you really weren’t home sick in bed for the day!

President Clinton was being entertained by an African leader. They'd spent the day discussing what the country had received from the Russians before the new government kicked them out.
" The Russians built us a power plant, a highway, and an airport. We learned to drink vodka and play Russian roulette."

President Clinton frowned: "Russian roulette is a dangerous game!"
The African leader smiled. "That's why we developed African roulette. If you want to have good relations with our country, you'll have to play. I'll show you how."

He pushed a buzzer, and in paraded a half dozen, magnificently built women who immediate shrugged off their garb. "You can choose any one of those women to give you oral sex," he told Clinton.

As you can well imagine, THIS got Clinton's immediate attention, and he was ready to make his choice, when a thought occurred to him. "How is this related to Russian roulette?"
The African leader smiled evilly, leaned towards Clinton and in a soft, even voice said, "One of them is a cannibal."