The new American ambassador was being
entertained by an African diplomat. They'd spent the day discussing
what the country had received from the Russians before the new
government kicked them out.
"The Russians built us a power plant, a highway, and an airport. Plus
we learned to drink vodka and play Russian roulette."
The American frowned. "Russian roulette's not a very nice game."
The diplomat smiled. "That's why we developed African roulette. If you
want to have good relations with our country, you'll have to play.
I'II show you how."
He pushed a buzzer, and a moment later six magnificently built, nude
women were ushered in. "You can choose any one of those women to give
you oral sex," he told the American.
"That's great," the ambassador said. "That doesn't seem much like
Russian roulette."
"Oh, it is. One of them is a cannibal."
Don’t pray out loud when you are
betting your last fifty dollars! You could offend someone and they
might sue you.?! (this goes after the many laws that are being passed
now because so many people are suing each other!)
Never tell anyone that you are using
your wife’s age on the roulette wheel! (she will definitely be mad!)
Never tell your wife that you are
playing your lovers birth date on the roulette wheel! (or you will
never see your winnings again!)
If you have skipped work to play at
the casinos for the day, be sure when you hit the jackpot that you put
your wife in front of the camera or your boss is going to find out you
really weren’t home sick in bed for the day!
President Clinton was being
entertained by an African leader. They'd spent the day discussing what
the country had received from the Russians before the new government
kicked them out.
" The Russians built us a power plant, a highway, and an airport. We
learned to drink vodka and play Russian roulette."
President Clinton frowned: "Russian
roulette is a dangerous game!"
The African leader smiled. "That's why we developed African roulette.
If you want to have good relations with our country, you'll have to
play. I'll show you how."
He pushed a buzzer, and in paraded a
half dozen, magnificently built women who immediate shrugged off their
garb. "You can choose any one of those women to give you oral sex," he
told Clinton.
As you can well imagine, THIS got
Clinton's immediate attention, and he was ready to make his choice,
when a thought occurred to him. "How is this related to Russian
roulette?"
The African leader smiled evilly, leaned towards Clinton and in a
soft, even voice said, "One of them is a cannibal."
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